"Ninety-nine percent of my life is still completely common. I do have a golden helicopter. I fly it to Malibu. But other than that, I consider myself like everyone else."
– John Mayer, discussing how he relates to "regular people" with E! host Ryan Seacrest
"Before that commercial break, we all heard from a promising new bass player named McCartney. Remember that name people, it's gonna be big."
– Jack Black, following Paul McCartney's performance of "I Saw Her Standing There"
"Don't bring sand to the beach."
– A newly single Paris Hilton, explaining to Ryan Seacrest why she didn't show up with a date
"I kissed a girl and I, well, I had to apologize to Katy Perry for running up and kissing her, and I promised to stay at least 50 feet away from her."
– Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, joking while introducing Justin Timberlake's performance
"Isn't it great to see the Jonas Brothers and Stevie Wonder back together again?"
– Blink-182's Mark Hoppus, before announcing that his band was reuniting after breaking up in 2005
Okay, I'm used to John Mayer's sense of humour, as well as Jack Black's. I have given up on following Paris Hilton's relationship status and I'm pretty tired of all the "I Kissed a Girl" jokes but I must admit I am really excited about Blink 182.
BLINK 182 is gunna be sweeeeeeet
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